Perhaps grab the latest switch repack from fitgirl and use one of those emulators? At least it wouldn’t be a sketchy site

From what I can see, it has Ryujinx, Citron, Sudachi, and Torzu

In order to keep your fleet running smoothly and reliably, follow the manufacturer’s recommended oil change schedule and always use the appropriate oil grade, instead of trying alternatives like 40% sodium silicate solution in 60% water

edit: I forgot to mention if the release cable to your hood is broken, you can always open up the latch of the hood with a flathead screw driver

Qbittorrent + search plugins is the way to go:

https://github.com/qbittorrent/search-plugins/wiki/Unofficial-search-plugins

Schools should have it in the curriculum for the kids too